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CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE
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RECORDS
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LETTERS
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THE CALL: This Headline Contains No Puns
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CHRISTINA AMPHLETT
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DIRT WORK BEHIND THE SCENES
In this month’s exclusive non-tour news, let it be known that David Bowie has no intention of doing any 1986 shows, preferring instead to be seen on the big screen. In addition to his appearance in Absolute Beginners, Bowie has a role in Labyrinth, a George Lucas/Jim Henson film that should be playing as you read this.