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ROCK ’N’ ROLL NEWS
I can usually hang with the strange, sarcastic approach your magazine takes, but in the May ’86 issue, man, this Jeff Morgan and his mega-bogus review of the totally jammin’ new Dokken LPwell, he can just blaze! Being a journalist myself, I can vibe to the style of the review, the two dudes find the box of Dokken LPs down here in Florida.