June 1979

CREEM

MAIL

Hello! You beautiful maniacs, you, hello! FIRSTLY: Thanks for the Debbie Harry calendar! That gal is gorgeous! Don't make no snide remarks, either, or I'll resurrect Oscar Wilde and we two will come up wif somethin'. An' if we don't, Tommy will.

CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE

Robert Christgau

ELVIN BISHOP: "Hog Heaven" (Capricorn):: Bishop is a road musician. He doesn't knock himself out making Great Albums, but he doesn't get all twisted up racing after Breakthrough Hits, either. He doesn't even Promote Product much—when he passed through in January, he mentioned his current LP only when he did a song from it, which happened once.

ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS

Roving shutterbug Chuck Pulin reports from New York that the benefit concert for the Indochinese Boat People, organized by Todd Rundgren and raising an estimated $30,000 for the cause, was quite a sight to behold. David Johansen kicked off the show with a powerful set, followed by Blue Oyster Cult, whose musical contribution was just about wrapped up when Patti Smith jumped onstage to join them.

THE BEAT GOES ON

Rick Johnson

NEW YORK/DETROIT — While we're busy celebrating 25 years of rock 'n' roll, let us not forget that this year also commemorates the first quarter century of rock criticism. That's right, rock critics the world over have their own drum to bang this year— and, if we expect today's musicians to produce bigger and better music during the next 25 years, there's no reason why they can't also be expected to assist today's rock critics as they make an equal effort to upgrade the state of their art a couple of notches before 2004 rolls around.

Letter From Britain

Punk Has Risen From The Grave

Penny Valentine

Unlike many people I don't regard this as the end of the age of innocence.

Creem Profiles

BOOMTOWN RATS

(Pronounced “Boy Howdy!”)

THE NON-TRENDINESS OF DIRE STRAITS

Gary Kenton

I was doing publicity then. Working for the Warner brothers (Stan and Reg). I was in London, escorting fellow CREEM contributor Richard Riegel to a couple of concerts by Thin Lizzy at London's Wembley Pool. (Richard had hardly travelled outside of Cincinnati, no less been to merry England, so he required a certain amount of supervision.)

Features

THAT’S COOL THAT’S TRASH: A HISTORY OF THE FIRST PUNK ERA

Robot A. Hull

For fifteen years there has been an enigmatic force, burrowing underground, pulling people by their roots down toward the core of white-hot rawness.

OUTLAWS D’AMOUR: THE POLICE

John Pidgeon

The Police are the best rock 'n' roll band I've seen in years.

Elvis Costello

DESOLATION ANGELS HAVE GASTRIC JUICES, TOO

Penny Valentine

After four years, Bad Company toured Britain.

Features

BLONDIE Plucks Her Legs!

Nick Tosches

Deborah Harry, formerly of Hawthorne, New Jersey, sits there.

CREEMEDIA

Rick Johnson

Way way back, in the mists of our spermatozahood, Name That Tune was a good old, self-explanatory kind of show. The band played the melody (usually "Three Coins In The Fountain"), the jerk tried to guess and if he got it right, he won his own home bomb shelter, completely stocked with a colorful array of hula hoops.

Confessions of a FILM FOX

Plans to bring the Eagles LP, Desperado, to the screen are on again, with shooting to start later this year. Assisting in the Warner Bros, production is the group's manager, Irving Azoff, with the screenplay by Steve Forman. And if all goes well, a second Eagles vehicle, Hotel California, will go celluloid . . .

DRIVE-IN SATURDAY

Edouard Dauphin

Hippy (hip' i) n. 1. an unkempt, filthy degenerate, usually a youth, circa 1960's, distinguished chiefly by absurdly long hair, junk store clothing, an aversion to work and bathing, a predeliction for drugs of all kinds and a love for rock 'n' roll particularly as performed by dead musicians.

Stars Cars

ROBIN ZANDER

Records

SEX PISTOLS MEDICAL REPORT: ONE DEAD, MANY WOUNDED

Mitch Cohen

Eddie Cochran's "Something Else" is a funny song about class distinction and aspiration, about what to settle for (the not quite ideal car) and what not to settle for less than (the dream girl).

FANTASIES OF THE STARS!

THE MAD PECK

ROCK • A • RAMA

Richard Riegel

THE WONDER BAND—Stairway To Love (Atco):: Right, kids, we've already had disco reinterpretations of classic English rock tunes from the songbooks of everybody from the Stones to The Animals to the Spencer Davis Group, so the definitive disco-revision of Led Zeppelin's catalog has been long since overdue.

Extension Chords

Operation Armstrong

Allen Hester

Find him: There's this guy in Santa Monica named Armstrong.

Backstage

BACKSTAGE

Where the Stars Tank Up & Let Their Images Down