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Mister Dream Whip T-Shirt




The spray that started it all is BACK.

On the cover of the second issue of CREEM in 1969, we introduced Mister Dream Whip, a beaming, suggestive and "definitely dairy-based" precursor to the beloved Boy Howdy!. Hatched in the devilishly perverted mind of the infamous underground cartoonist R. Crumb, Mister Dream Whip was a massive hit and soon became a staple in the wardrobes of degenerates and Rock 'n' Roll illuminato everywhere. 

An iconic mascot that let the high-brow-journo elite know where they could shove it, Mister Dream Whip cemented CREEM’s lawless (and legendary) status. And now, you can finally own one of our most requested items. That means, get one now or kiss it goodbye. These Dream Whips are gonna disappear before you can file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau, so don't wait!

The CREEM Archive Collection is our PREMIUM merch line featuring classic logos, artwork, and other deep cuts ripped straight from the pages of America’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll Magazine. Printed on soft, vintage-style, tees these elevated items will turn yer wardrobe up to 11.


  • lean fit
  • made in USA
  • 100% ringspun and compacted cotton
  • garment dyed and silk washed for a vintage look/feel
  • every shirt will be slightly different in shade due to the dye process
  • unisex sizing*

*If you're in between sizes, we suggest sizing down for a slimmer fit


Size Chest Width Body Length
XS 18" 27"
S 19" 28"
M 20" 29"
L 21" 30"
XL 22" 30"
2XL 24" 32"
3XL 26" 32"