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UNSTUCK IN TIME
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FOND’A CIVIC
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SLAYER
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MISSED CONNECTIONS
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HIRED GUNS
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Young, Full of Hope, and Surrounded by a Group of Completely Nude Musicians
Dear Jaan, I’m trying to break into a career in music journalism, and of course I know your famous line: “Rock stars are not my friends.” But I’m not buying it. You’ve been in that world for decades, surely you’ve hit it off with someone, right?