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Around The Clock With The PSYSCHEDELIC FURS
Lick This! We’re always happy when people take our good advice and shave their heads, so it’s a hearty Rock ’n’ Roll News congratulations to Alex Van Halen for doing just that. After Van Halen finished their most recent tour, the wisest V.H. brother followed up on a band agreement to submit to a feisty head-shavin’—an agreement his pals wimped out on, earning them our sincere scorn.