CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE
TRUE STORIES
AND FURTHERMORE...
LETTERS
WINNERS, LOSERS & IGGY POP
ROCK 'N' ROLL
The Dauph generally does his supermarket shopping in the dead of night. Sure, there’s only one checkout counter open, the clerk has a bone through his nose and the line of stupefied customers stretches all the way to the dumpster out back, but it’s the perfect time to peruse the tabloids and find out what the real world is up to.