THE BOSS’S WIFE Part 2

(Our story so far: While our smug upscale narrator is trying to pick up Julianne [Mrs. Bruce Springsteen] Phillips in a yuppie brunch joint, Michael Jackson comes in with his chauffeur, who turns out to be Elvis Presley.) “Jeez,” Michael Jackson says, hitting himself lightly on the forehead with the heel of his hand for not introducing them himself, “I don’t know what’s wrong with me today.”