45 REVELATIONS
CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE
RECORDS
LETTERS
R.E.M. Notes From Near Normal Town
ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS
You’ve been exiled to the garage. Your old man wants to know why you don’t take up something quieter, like saturation bombing. The guy across the street keeps calling the cops. The same two cops keep turning up. One’s eyeing your gear like it’s hot, quoting some obscure municipal noise statute.