CENTERSTAGE

If the Live Aid concerts go down as the music event of the century, their latest offshoot, Drive Aid, equally deserves its stature as non-event of the year. A lotta folks forked out $20 for tickets to the Radio City Music Hall happening (but not enough to sell out its 6,600 seats), and we presume that Chevrolet, the show’s sponsor, will indeed channel the proceeds to relieve African famine.