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KISS Metal Legends of the Taaastiest Kind
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RECORDS
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AC/DC THE BIG CRUNCH
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THE ULTIMATE OZZYY!
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URIAH HEEP, NOT HEED!
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CHAINMAIL
These are desperate times, what with herpes scares and AIDS scares and rockstars demanding medical notes from groupies; hell, even Freddie Mercury’s teeth have gone straight!—the most glorious vocalist in the universe forked out over a thousand (pardon the expression) bucks to have a London dental specialist ensure that he can no longer eat spaghetti out of a beer bottle.