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AC/DC: RACE OF GIANTS?
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DOG HORMONES REACH THE LONE STAR STATE!
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JOHN COUGAR
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MUG SHOTS
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DAVID BOWIE
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MICK JAGGER & JERRY HALL
We mean it, gossip fans! Some of these couples should have checked out the animal shelter before they actually coupled! Some of 'em even went so far as to voluntarily connubialize these unholy alliances! What ever happened to the good old days of John 'n' Cynthia, John 'n' Yoko, and John 'n' Blabbermouth?