DRIVE-IN SATURDAY

Wondering what to get Sis for her birthday? How about a parasite? Yep, these little critters make the N perfect gift. They�re cuter than goldfish. They don�t take up room �cause they live in your stomach. And there are no messy feeding problems, since they chomp away contentedly on your insides.

August 1, 1982
Edouard Dauphin

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