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THE BEAT GOES ON
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Has Father Time taken its tollon some of Gonzo's get-up-'n'-go? Maybe, seeing as how Ted Nugent sprained his ankle trying to clear a hedge at his sister's wedding. Rumor has it that Theo felled the foul bush with an elephant gun and has since mounted it in his trophy room, right next to a wayward barber who clipped Nugent's locks at a tender age.