CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDC

BOOTSY'S RUBBER BAND: "Bootsy? Player Of The Year" (Warner Bros.):: When I pay attention, I note that the slow stuff oozes along sexy as come-from-the-state-they're-named-after (back when they knew how to ooze) and the fast stuff gets over the hump just like sounds-like-Podunk (long may they wave).