CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE

BLUE OYSTER CULT: “Spectres” (Columbia):: Now that they’ve become a standard brand I can admit it to myself—their expertise and versatility leaves me slightly awed and completely unmoved. B DEBBY BOONE: “You Light Up My Life” (Warner/Curb):: Who cares if the single sells six million? It’s only singles, y’know? Trendsetters don’t buy singles.