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We’re Left, They’re Wrong, He”s Gone
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FRANK ZAPPA
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Supertramp: Living in a Perfect World
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ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS
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CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE
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Someone says, "I want to be a rock & roll star." I tell them, "Kid, be a doctor or a lawyer. You'll do better." They think I'm kidding. I'm not. Most rock stars end up pumping gas. In the rock & roll biz tight pants count more than talent, musical ability doesn't much matter, and as for job security, you're better off putting on a rubber nose and going to work for Ringling Brothers.