Southside Johnny: BISEXUAL ARTICHOKE?

I've got a pile of records here by the desk that I mean to listen to. From top to bottom the pile includes: Kevin Ayers, Jean Ritchie, Hank Thompson, Pink Floyd, the Persuasions, Steve Hunter, John Cale, Bryan Ferry, Dickey Betts, Starz, Asleep at the Wheel, Kraftwerk, the Band, Bad Company, Marty Robbins, Cheap Trick, and Jimmy Page's new production/concoction Detective.