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Zappa’s been workin’ on de railroad...
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Innocents Abroad
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ROD STEWART: Britt’s Flit, Faces Split, Upper Glass Twit?
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THE BEAT GOES ON
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CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE
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You’ve heard of the Skinniest Man in Rock 'n' Roll, Well—how about the Skinniest Couple? At a recent show Peter Frampton (who's been known to share clothes with his ladyfriend/lookalike Penny) had a falling out with his trousers—he split them, in plain English.