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ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS
THE CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE
CREEM ROCK CROSSWORD PUZZLE
CLAMORS FOR PATTI Why don’t you CREEM-puffs cut loose of those petticoat-panzies you’ve been capping on (Karen Carpenter and Carly Simon for example) and get down to a real rock ‘n’ roll lady such as the notorious Patti Smith? (Is this “America’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll Magazine?” Or some redneck roster?)