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THE CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE
BARNEY & MIKE
DEAR CREEM It has come to our attention that you are a magazine. Of just what sort we have not at present determined. However, the question at hand is not where you get your jollies, but rather, whether or not you have got wall-to-wall carpeting in your office.