Elected: A Letter for the Pig
“Can’t Get No Satisfaction”
Seems Like A Freeze-Out
ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS
THE CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDE
THE BEAT GOES ON
A Lesbian dwarf named Charley. A roller-skating chimpanzee named Jiggs. A Central American boa constrictor named Lola. An oversized aluminum garbage can filled with ice, cans of pre-mixed drinks and fifths of wine. A seven-finger switchblade knife.
January 1, 1973